God's Dropped Kleenex
The great thing about this 45-foot high structure is that it pretty much looks fake from any angle.
God Accidentally Clicked the "Desaturate" Button
"AAAAHHH! BOMBERS, AIM FOR THE BEARD! THAT'S HIS WEAKNESS!"
My Wife, The Elf
Great, Another Dimensional Portal
The World's Most Inconvenient Checkerboard