My Third Eye Scratched

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Weighty Art World Discussion - Does She or Doesn't She Pee

Or "What's under Marina's Dress". I'll will never be able to look at her in her red dress the same after this... Water Definitely Not Included via New York Magazine

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Be as cool, tight and trendy as a Williamsburg hipster artist or Chelsea gallerina - Art Trip Art Wear

Here is your chance to buy our best selling, anti-Art Industrial Complex, no logo, no BS Art Trip t-shirt.

Please Note: Due to the extreme commercial value, hipness and social status of Art Trip Art Wear, it is currently only being offered to those people who can claim that they are one of the following:

Art Star (excluding Damien Hirst)

Rap Star

Movie Star

When ordering, please provide a detailed email outlining your Star status, your billing information as well as any of the following that is relevant to your particular Star status:

Art Star (Includes artists, gallerists, curators, critics and collectors):

Artists: Latest tax return showing sales of your art totaling $1,000,000 or more per year

Gallerists: Gallery price list showing you represents artists selling work for $250,000 and up (Special Note: Hot gallerinas are always welcome to purchase Art Trip Art Wear. Send a photo of yourself and your request to arttrip@live.com for priority processing)

Curators and Art Critics: Those who have wrote positively of Art Trip’s art. Provide copy of the article in which you have done so

Collectors: Proof of purchase of an expensive painting at an auction that got hipster artists or art critics pissed off from the amount of money paid (include blog posting and Facebook pages of any of these whiners)

Rap Star:

A recent album you have completed AND starlet you are currently involved with.

Movie Star:

A recent film you have completed.

Special Note: Tom Cruise is forbidden from purchasing Art Trip Art Wear (He knows why)

Expect a significant amount of time to pass before you receive your Art Trip Art Wear as an in-depth investigation will be conducted to back up your claim of Star status.

Please fill out this additional information:

List 8 compelling reasons why you feel worthy of owning Art Ttrip Gear and check the resale cause below:

1. _________________________________________________________

2. _________________________________________________________

3. _________________________________________________________

4. _________________________________________________________

5. _________________________________________________________

6. _________________________________________________________

7. _________________________________________________________

8. _________________________________________________________

I __________________________________will not flip any Art Trip Art Wear for a higher price at auction or private exchange. Failure for doing so will bar me from purchasing any Art Trip Art Wear in the future.

Enclosed the requirements above along with a $1,000 International Money Order (per shirt) to:

Art Trip Productions

Postal Drop 419

Ebola Okei-Dokei Street

Lagos, NIGERIA