Fools gold
A Pig in a poke
A Shot in the dark
Pie in the Sky
A blind alley
Three sheets to the wind
A Blabbermouth
Makes a mountain out of a mole hill
A sorry sight
Can't make heads or tails of
A fool's paradise
Full of piss and vinegar
A Fate worse than death
Hell in a handbasket
A Whack job
Absent Without Leave
For the Birds
A Cock and bull story
Mumbo Jumbo