Tuesday, January 26, 2010

1st Annual Art Bok Choy Camden Art Fair and Art Stuff Emporium

Mix with the Rich and the Powerful!

Buy Art Stuff!

Find Your Inner Artist!

Rub shoulders with legendary Art Dealers, Collectors and Artists!

Have your Photograph taken with Famous Art Stars!

Become a Famous Artist!

It’s all here at the 1st Annual Art Bok Choy

Camden and Art Stuff Emporium!

The Non-Profit Art Trip Art Foundation, through the sponsorship of Art Magazine and the generous support of the GreatFamousArtistArt SuperStore, is proud to present its 1st Annual Art Bok Choy Art Fair and Art Stuff Emporium. Nestled in the confines of beautiful downtown Camden, NJ, the Bates Motel and Conference Center will be the epicenter of Art commerce for three full days. Join us in this groundbreaking art fair that promises to have something for every art dealer, collector and artist.

The path to Art enlightenment starts as you enter the fabulous Bates hotel!

Experience artistic Bliss as you gaze upon the Art in the incredible Bates Conference Hall!

Get giddy as you meander through the great
Art Stuff Emporium!

Special exhibits include:

Finding and Wearing Cool and Trendy Artist Clothes

Becoming a Art Star

Shopping the Art Stuff Emporium

Become Famous and Make Money Writing an Art Blog

Developing your Artytude

How to Speak Fart (Fuzzy Artist Talk)

Become an Art Star in your own home town studio by participating in a special Artist forum and become proficient in the Neo-Post-Tripism.

Also available for Artist of all levels, the ever popular, “Artist BS Training”.

Rub shoulders with a heady list of famous Art Stars and Pimp-Celeb Art Dealers and Collectors:

Earl of San Antonio
(Owner of Earl's ArtGuy Art Place and Pistol Packin' Art Gallery)

Silver Ray
(Trance Art based on a Western theme – Hi-Ho Silver!!!)

Lip-Gloss Art
(Pink is the only Ture Art)

Taka Masterbatekami
(The ever popular Comic Book Art Star)

MadDawg and his lovely wife HotDawg
(Legendary art collectors from LA)

Demon "I'll Sue Your Ass" Heist
(Founder of the Piehole School of Art)

Stanley Zambowski
(Owner of the famous Stan's Polish Sausage Hut and the Hot Polish Sausage Art Gallery)

(Working in the Greater Fool style of art)

Ann of the Forest
(The new age Wicca art sensation who promises to kick your ass)

Unique to the 1st Art Bok Choy Art Fair and Art Stuff Emporium is the easy to understand Art Pass System that will allow you to choose how close you want to be to Famous Dealers, collections, celebrity and art stars..

The Red Pass: This gets you into the Art Hall to ponder what it would be like to actually look at the art. Of course it will allow you into the Art Stuff Emporium. Come on, what did you expect for that money. You know you are being cheap! - $203

The Orange Pass: This allows you into the Art Hall on the last day of the Fair. In the meantime, you can always by art stuff in the Art Stuff Emporium. Binoculars available in the Art Stuff Emporium for extra cost to check out the art at a distance. - $523

The Yellow Pass: This allows you into the Art Hall on the last two days of the Fair. Binoculars provided. - $1,097

The Green Pass: This allows you into the Art Hall on the last two days of the Fair. You might actually be able to see the Stars from afar. Includes an autographed photo. - $2,965

The Blue Pass: 3rd to 19th row. See and hear the Yoga Star. A possibility of one (1) hands-on adjustment from the Yoga Star teaching the workshop. Includes an autographed photo and DVD of the Yoga Star. - $4,678

The Indigo Pass Let's you in at some point on the 2nd Dat. At least one (1) guarenteed sighting of a famous artist, collector or dealer. Includes a personally autographed photo and DVD of an Art Star and includes a voucher worth 10% discount off of all purchases from the Yoga Stuff Emporium. - $8,398

The Gold Pass: Allowed into the Fair hall on the first day. At least two (2) sighting guarenteed from an Art Star, collector or dealer with a possiblitlty of more if you happen to be a rich art hottie! Includes a photo of you and the rt Star and a ‘memory relic' of the Star such as a toenail, a strand of hair, or bead of sweat in a specially designed art container. Perfect for adding to your art collection to show how in your are to the Art Stars and the Art Scene- $15,698

To reserve you space send an international money order for the amounts above to:

Art Trip Productions
Postal Drop 419
Ebola Okei-Dokei Street


Slip a plain brown envelope containing unmarked Dollars or Euros for the amount above to our lovely registrant, Miss Clio, anytime before or during the conference. Please use the back door of the Bates Hotel for this method of payment. Knock 3 times and say "Art Trip".

Miss Clio awaiting your payment to the 1st Annual Art Bok Choy Fair and Art Stuff Emporium.